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Homeec 101 giving away Sams Club membership and gift card! http://bit.ly/1dnCw

*Wishing the Berkey had a childproof lock for the spigot…

*2 bowls, 1 chinese spoon, 2 cups of oats = an hour of 2 yo happiness. Love Montessori!

*Alianna has rolls of fat on her biceps, her elbow, and her wrists. It’s not mama’s milk, it’s heavy cream!

*Not a hate crime? The victims were singled out because of the color of their skin and hospitalized! http://bit.ly/2AzH2

*WHAT??? This still happens in America? http://bit.ly/5EkJr

*Interesting water restrictions – no activity between 6 and 10. Cuz no one’s home during the day to cause high demand at noon, I guess!

*Wondering if the My Little Pony animators ever got writer’s cramp from drawing hearts on everything.

*sci-fi channel changes name to syfy channel. Stupid is as stupid does.

*How come Michelle is in Moscow, and not Hillary, anyway? Isn’t it H. Clinton’s JOB to be in Moscow right now?

*Note: Do not name your snack after a nutritional deficiency. http://bit.ly/2rARgx

*Marines recruit autistic man from group home, now he faces court martial. Didn’t fit in. What was recruiter THINKING? http://bit.ly/NEL0r

*Watching Sesame Street for the first time in years. When did the adults get a NOSE RING? Think we’ll watch Little Einsteins instead.

* Things that make me cry. http://bit.ly/HxyN7 $7k will buy you a kid so you can kill people.